ENDLESS LIST OF FAVORITE MOVIES
we’re the millers ± “Oh, a penis! It’s a big dick! Those are balls… It’s a big, black dick! Big black dick! It’s a… big black cock. Black cock down!”“It’s a skateboard.”
and we’ll never be royals
This college theatre group from England came to our school to perform Twelfth Night, because they were doing a tour of the show around the US. We were their last show in their tour, so we threw them a cast party. Needless to say there was booze. Before I know it, I’m sitting on Duke Orsino’s lap in the kitchen and we’re just talking and stuff and then I’m making out with him. After feeling embarrassed that I was making out in a very public location, we relocated to the garage (sort of an indoor one, attached to the house) where we were making out on a very conveniently placed mattress. I’m pretty sure he was wearing a cape. We stopped once a bunch of the other actors (including one boy from my school who was naked) started parading through the garage, serenading us with a ukulele and one of the love songs in Twelfth Night.
hmm… well i pulled out my drawing tablet today, so that was good!
Magnolia (favorite candy) — chocolate caramels!
Locust (favorite book as a child) — as a young child (like, reading with my mother age) it was the Little House on the Prairie series. My mom and I read them together. Then it shifted, quickly, to Harry Potter. Naturally.
Daisy (when was your first kiss) — drunk at 19 with a British actor. It remains one of my favorite stories.
Calla Lily (song at a funeral) — I’d want “Go Do” by Jonsi to play.
Oliver’s little head quirk.
bee makes me cry on purpose doesnt she gtfo you flawless human being
MAKE THE ART BLOCK GO AWAY FOR FUCK’S SAKE